Free to play · Impossible to win
I've never won anything. So I started a lottery I can't lose.
Scratch the card below. Every card wins. Every prize is the chance to pay $1,000,000 for the only copy of my book. The odds are excellent.
Your scratch card
Dad, Look Scratch
Match 3 books to win the book
You win!
The chance to buy the book. $1,000,000.
No purchase necessary. No prize possible. Not a real lottery.
0 cards scratched. Jackpots claimed: 0.
This week's draw
The winning numbers are drawn live every week by the author, in his kitchen.
- 1
- 0
- 0
- 0
- 0
- 0
- 0
Same as last week. Same as next week. Together they spell the price of the book.
The odds
- Odds of winning
- 1 in 1
- Odds the prize is the book
- 1 in 1
- Odds the book is free
- 0 in 1
- Jackpots paid out
- 0
- Tickets sold
- 0. They are free.
- Best offer for the jackpot
- $70